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 Le bâillement : un comportement universel
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Yawning with Style
Chris Parrotte
1970 -
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
 
ISBN: 1-60441-809-5, 48 pages

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yawning with style
 
 
Have you ever wondered if how you yawn could affect your image or quality of life?
 
If not, it's about time you asked your self that question.
 
If you feel fretful or cheated about your life so far, then why not learn to yawn properly?
 
Yawning with Style offers a comprehensive, step-by-step approach to proper, stylish yawning.
 
This enlightening piece of literature covers all aspects of yawning-from the parts of the body involved and how to tame and control them, recommended training tools, and useful equipment to aid you in your quest to yawn stylishly. Learn never-fail techniques to impress those around you with your new found style-or do nothing, and join the masses in their march toward a life of mediocrity.
 
Chapter 2
 
hapter 2: How Yawning Affects Our Image
 
 
As mentioned in chapter 1, the yawn is more than a bodily function, which we will explore further in this chapter. Most of you are probably still wrestling with this concept, but chapter 1 also told us to fear not; for understanding will come in due time. You see, the yawn has a dark, ugly side. The other mysterious aspect of yawning is the way it affects us socially, the image associated with the performance and exhibition of the yawn itself. Unfortunately, little or no thought is ever put into remedying this fact. Let's take a look at why this is bad for all of us.
 
Yawning is often unavoidable; just as is walking, breathing, and for some us, blinking. But we don't go about our day stumbling around like a drunk, breathing heavily and audibly like some semi-sedated hog, or blinking erratically and un- simultaneously. So why should a yawn be any different? Why shouldn't we try to at least take a little pride in how we look while doing it? Or maybe a better question to ask yourself would be "What would I think about somebody who takes their physical obligations for granted with no concern for how they look while performing them?" By answering that question, you will also get your answer to why you should keep reading (which hopefully you have not asked yourself yet). 1f your ears are burning with anxiety over the fact that you've lived your whole life without knowledge of your mistakes and their consequences, they should be. But please, do not give up yet - salvation is here, so look to the heavens and throw God a wink or a "high-five," for you are blessed by having stumbled across this tome of knowledge.
 
Let's think for a minute about how yawning affects our image - does it help or hurt it? Assuming this is not your second or third time reading this book (several reads, however, are encouraged - celebrate each read with a new copy of Yawning with style! bought at full store price), then most likely your yawn is affecting your image in a negative way. Have you ever wondered how popular you could be? Have you ever wondered how many members of the opposite sex of your preference you could be surrounded by? Are you maybe wondering now if your unsightly yawning has been doing nothing but holding you back? What we are going to do is learn to pinpoint our ignorant mistakes, destroy them, and rebuild them into weapons of massive impressing power - like a 45 magnum full of bullets that dazzle and wow those around us, fired right into the faces of friends, co-workers, and cashiers alike! However, it is strongly advised NOT to publicly yawn until this book is finished. If this is not possible, you must keep in mind the lessons of humility. Learn from your mistakes (methods of self-punishment will be covered in chapter 5; this will also be useful). Many of the "don't's" of yawning will be pointed out in the next chapter. Come! Take my hand and dare to venture with me to chapter 3: what you are probably doing wrong. A word of warning: this will be the most emotionally trying chapter, so it is advised to create for yourself a "safe place" or comfort zone in which to read it. It is important to have an emotionally reassuring setting ready before you read chapter 3, for it may threaten to break down the very threads of your sanity. Once the chapter begins, there will be no further warning. Please do not read chapter 3 on the bus, in your cubicle, in the bathroom stall, or anywhere but your comfort zone. There are already enough disturbed people "freaking out" in these places. Horrific screams and wails of agony are never welcome in the presence of the general public. But if by chance you do not heed my warning and a fellow citizen asks what troubles you so, please compose yourself enough to tell them about Yawning with style! and direct them to your local bookstore (NOT a used bookstore).